Here’s a good one going around the Internet that I just love:
I do not like it Uncle Sam, I do not like it Sam I am. I do not like these dirty crooks, I do not like how they cook books. I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their secret deals. I do not like this Speaker Nan, I do not like this ‘YES WE CAN’! I do not like this kind of hope, I do not like it, nope! Nope! Nope!